who needs apple pie when you can have croissants? This shirt is like a one-way ticket to bitch-town, with a side of wanderlust and a sprinkle of sass. It's the perfect blend of American spirit (hating America) and European flair (hating America as well), guaranteed to make a statement wherever you go!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!