Celebrate your resilience with the “CONGRATS YOU SURVIVED YOUR SECOND NATIONAL POWER OUTAGE” shirt! Perfect for those who can’t help but turn calamity into character development. Whether you listened to a podcast, visited la guaira, or just bed rothed, this shirt acknowledges your survival skills in style. Let everyone know you're not just a survivor—you're also traumatized by your government... severely 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!